Insecticidal

Insecticidal (2005): Yes it’s another dead teen in a box movie but this classic comes with giant CGI bugs! The movie appears to be mainly an excuse to have a large number of UBIDATS (under-dressed bimbos in distress and terminally stupid) in the cast. True to form, these college kids appear to have missed most of the benefits of higher education. The only exception to this appears to be the nerdly sophomore who is doing genetic research on insects in her sorority house bedroom! The less well endowed gals (brain wattage that is) make fun of her and spray her modified bugs with bug killer. This starts the little critters to cease being that way. Soon we have the standard theme of giant bugs chasing well endowed (physically speaking now) gals around the sorority house. Most of the male party goers soon bite the dust (or in this case the giant dust mites bite them) while some of the gals hold out a bit longer. One of the gals appears to be mutating into a bug since maggots keep falling out of her hair when she scratches and she also seems to have a case of psoriasis from hell. The remaining gals (and one guy) eventually beat the bugs and escape the infested sorority house but at the end of the movie they all walk past a guy who’s limping really badly. I haven’t quite figured out if that was supposed to be a hint the bugs won or just if some hobo walked by during the last shot and they didn’t have enough funds for a re-shoot. The movie is rated R for: multiple shower scenes, multiple breastulations, bug interrupted sex, massive goo dropping, sweaty Asian American, inept peeping Toms, football player on steroids, skin peeling, and for excessive maggot dropping,