Decoys

Decoys (2004): What can you say about a movie whose primary subject matter is navel-less blonde alien coeds with tentacle bearing hooters? It seems they have come to Earth to mate with the local frat boys but haven’t quite got the process figured out and the lads tend to freeze to death after a night of one eyed snake dancing. Shot in Ottawa, Canada and supported by the taxpayers of that great northern nation, I’m just glad my tax dollars didn’t help pay for this effort in classic film making. The movie could have been a lot better but it seemed to be trying to stay away from being overly comedic or overly dramatic. There is, however, considerable overly acting and the movie changes from comedy to drama to horror and back at random. It starts out as a tongue in cheek horror flick and then gets serious, but with the lead sorority girls producing tentacled hooters all the time, it was a little hard not to break out laughing at the wrong times. Well, at least it’s a Canadian movie that is not a snoozer as there are too many manly men and hotly women wandering around to allow the average viewer to doze off. The movie is rated R for: excessive frat parties, multiple orbulations, excessive tentacle-ation, multiple lethal sex, multiple shapely aliens, oral bug exiting, occasional crispy and exploding aliens, and especially for the grappling hooters, a new concept in horror films.