Scream Bloody Murder

Scream Bloody Murder (2003) Run; get out of the video store if you see this one. Promoted as a comedy satire on slasher movies, it has the worst qualities of both types….no slash, no dash. A bunch of nubile females from Cherry Mount Academy (that was about as funny as it got) are enroute to a school dance when they get lost in the desert and run out of gas. A wrecker shows up and the driver is wearing a hockey mask (great laughs for you Jason fans………not) and tows them to a junk yard where the rest of the movie expires along with most of the cast. This is a really low budget flick and generally will put you to sleep pretty fast. There is just not much positive you can say about this movie other than to say the student body is well formed but the entire cast appears to be playing characters with Intelligence Deficit Syndrome (IDS). The most messy but illogical death scene is when one of the students has an air pressure line taped to her mouth and she explodes. The movie is rated R for: sexual situations, gore, short skirts, numbskull characters, coma inducing plot, and for the idiot who thinks taping an air line with duct tape will cause you to explode.