Zombies, Zombies, Zombies

Zombies, Zombies, Zombies (2007): Here is a rather well done independent film populated by a lot of first time actors and crew. Its main plotline concerns the battle between some crack head zombies fighting a bunch of strippers for possession of the local strip club. Throw in a loud mouth pimp, a few patrons, a large bouncer, an ineffective policeman and you wind up with a can’t miss plot. It seems a government lab has developed a cure for cancer that has unfortunate side effects including zombification of those who take the drug. Naturally it gets into the hands of a patron of the local strip club and things go downhill fast. The flick is more of a zombedy rather than a straight horror flick but it does shed the fake blood over most of the cast and walls of the strip club with great enthusiasm. It has many imaginative endings for zombies including the more traditional shot gunning and chain sawing as used in most zombie movies. It also has the wettest finale I’ve seen in a long time and we’re not talking about water here. It concludes with a great rap tune over the closing titles with some great lyrics appropriate to the movie. This is highly recommended for fans of horror and zombie movies and be sure to bring your air sickness bag with you. Those with more traditional tastes probably should pass on this one. The original opening sequence was filmed in 3D so if you have a spare set of glasses you can watch that scene in the extras section of the DVD. The movie is not rated but would surely bite off an R for: Massive hordes of zombies, massive extinction of zombies, massive neck biting, massive blood flinging, topless dancing, topless zombies, headless zombies, armless zombies, ineffective wallboard, and for the unique solution the group comes up with to solve the ‘zombie problem’.