Sick Girl

Sick Girl (2005): This is another short movie in the Masters of Horror series from Cable TV. It concerns a lesbonian etymologist who has trouble with her love live because of the 6 legged pets she keeps in her apartment. Most of her dates take one look at what’s in the cages and make a fast exit. She finally hooks up with a college age gal who has a crush on her and doesn’t bug her about the bugs. About this time an unknown admirer sends her a rare species of tropical bug which appears rather aggressive and may have eaten the landlady’s dog when it escaped. Her new friend Misty (played by Erin Brown formerly known as Misty Mundae in soft-corno dermis flicks, (not to worry, she continues her celluloid tradition of disrobing on screen here) moves in and everything appears headed for a future full of blissful lesbonianism. Of course, this can’t happen and while little 6 legged Fido is loose, Misty gets bitten in the ear. This causes some unfortunate personality and physical changes to occur which lead to severe blood loss for several of the cast. The bug eventually lays eggs in the gals and the movie ends with the two happily pregnant with Lord knows how many little feet about to erupt. Not a great movie but an interesting one for termite fanciers out there. The movie is not rated but should come in at R for: rampant lesbonianism, gratuitous breastulations, leaky pus filled ear lobe, ultra-nasty bug, mean ole landlady, and for the general uselessness of all the males in the movie.